Derrick or just DJ, 22, Posts include irrelevant stuff on irrelevant topics.

Okay, so here are my Porn Pet Peeves:

  • Black porn to tramp muzik (Fucking Trapaholics); then again..
  • Black porn, period
  • Loud females (This means you, Asa Akira)
  • Nail Polish (Especially red, green or brown.. if I see it on the screenshot, I won’t watch it)
  • Videos with Ads at the beginning similar to YouTube
  • Annoying ass penis enhancement ads on the side. The fact that a Penis enhancement ad with Ron Jeremy pointing at you doing his best “Only you can prevent forest fires” move like Smokey the Bear can be just as worst as an ad with a penis taking 84.9% of the ad’s space is troubling. 
  • Irrelevant Tags (E.g: If it has “Facial” as a tag, and in that respective video there isn’t a facial)
  • Nasty, obnoxious spitting (I Love you, Amia, but that shit isn’t necessary. Don’t unfollow me on Twitter for this haha)
  • Terrible Cameraman (Or Camera-woman)

And while I’m at it, what is the equivalence of “Artists/Songs in my current rotation” or even Last.FM to porn? “Pornstars who you currently fap to?” Seriously. Well, whatever you call it, here are my favorites at the moment:

  • Abella Anderson 
  • April O’Neil 
  • Amia Miley
  • Capri Cavailli


Posted: 4 months ago

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